ASK AVENGERS

"Hello everybody!! Well, you know who I am!! I'm Deadpool!" Deadpool yelled at the mic. "Now, here are the rules to this awesome game!" He grinned, "You get to ask the questions to the Avengers!" He pointed to the stage, showing Steve Rodgers, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romenoff, Thor Odinson and Loki.

"Why am I here?" Loki growled, glaring at the audience which is empty. "I'm leaving." He stood up and tried to leave his seat, but walked right into a force field.

"Sadly you can't leave because I control the force field around your seats." Deadpool held a remote control.

"I'm still trying to figure out how we got here." Natasha muttered, looking at the force field from the ceiling to the floor.

"That is on a no need to know basis!" Deadpool ignored the red head's comment.

"Wait, what are we doing exactly?" Steve asked, looking at the cameraman which was run by a hologram J.A.R.V.I.S. "Who is that?"

"JARVIS what is going on?" Tony demanded an answer, trying to believe the fact that his computer butler was human.

"You are on a tv show sir that you will be forced to answer questions by the fans." The blonde man answered.

"And what happens if we don't answer?" Clint cross his arm, looking confident that the host can't make them speak.

"Well, if you don't answer this will happen." Deadpool look over at Loki and smiled. "Loki, do you love your brother Thor?"

"I do not." Loki glared, then a shock came at him. "Gah! Fine I do!" He yelled, kicking at the shield.

"You do?!" Thor shouted happily.

"Oh, forgot to mention, the shield that you are sitting in, you will be forced to tell the truth. Because if you avoid telling the truth, a truth serum will spray at you then you will speak." Deadpool smiled sheepishly.

"When will we get out exactly?" Tony question curiously.

"Well... We don't know. Whenever the questions stop coming in." Deadpool shrugged. "Alright, for the fans. You can ask us anything!! And I mean anything! Even the yaoi questions! So please!! Start passing this notice around!! Tell all your friends that we are taking questions from fans and we are excited!! Aren't we guys?!" Deadpool glanced over at the team, seeing how they were bored or annoyed by this. "Damn, you guys suck." He pouted. "Yeah, just get this started."